Eli-isms X

Some "funnies" from Eli over the last few months and just some things I want to remember:

• "I like holiday spirits"
• "Did you vacuum yourself up??"
• I asked Eli if he was a young man the other day and he said “no, I’m just a kiddo"
• I told Eli to “fill ‘er up” and he said “no, I’m going to fill the boy up” (playing cars)
• Eli just said “you better believe it Toyota”
• "Sometimes when I'm asleep stuff falls from the ceiling into my eye and when I wake up, it's in the corners of my eyes" (told aunt Kacy)
• I got dressed one day and he told me it looks like what you wear when you go on a hike
• "My nose is full of big boogers. I can’t even fit my finger in there."
• "You’re cracking my head up"
• We were eating dinner and the boys were acting crazy. Finally Chris said “c vey out, it’s all you mama” and Eli immediately said “you are defeated!” Lollllll
• We were playing candyland and he said "you were literally just right there, then had to go there!"
• I went to the store and stocked up on groceries. He noticed and said “Cheers for mama!!”
• He says Over raced for erased
• "It’s killing myself" (like you're killing me)
• His prayer one day: Said he was thankful for mama, daddy, Ian and himself. Thanks that Jesus made them in my tummy and they came out healthy and strong. Thankful Jesus gave us our hearts. Thankful Jesus gave us our house and sunshine. And food for us to eat to make us feel better. And vegetables. And drinks so we aren’t thirsty. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
• "I keep waking up because daddy’s making such a racket"
• Dylan’s mom told me one day that Dylan told a friend at class he loved him and the friend said he didn’t love Dylan. Eli turned and said I love you Dylan. Dylan told his mom the whole story.
• Asked me “how did you know, friend?”
• Told me “I like being with you, it makes my heart happy”
• He says robbery for robber)
• Eli said wanna hear me count to 100? 1, 2, skip a little, 99, 100 (I had taught him skip a few) 
• "You say the craziest stuff mama"
• He tooted at dinner one night and I said we normally try not to toot at the dinner table. He said “I almost tried to hold it in but it was too late”
• Also he just told me something and said “seriously....” lol
• His favorite animal for a while was bats
• On the way to go swimming and Eli said "I'm so excited! my feetsies can't even wait to get wet"
• "Ian, your driving’s just not great"
• I asked him if he though he'd like that when he grow up (can't remember what we were talking about). His response was "You better believe it!"
• We were playing go fish and he drew the one he needed. He said "it’s a miracle!"
• He says "Oh dear" all the time
• Eli asked Ian one day “is that really necessary??”
• "Nobody tells secrets like us" (him and Ian make secret plans)
• "I know something is up with you"
• One night he was supposed to sleep in the same room as Ian but he said "Turns out, Ian was too loud so I had to go sleep in the other room"
• He had his first dream recently (that he was aware of and told me about): He couldn’t find the perfect place for the toys. But Rory showed him the perfect place. A big toy room. And Harper was driving them around in the golf cart
• We were at the zoo one day and he said "get away from those crazy birds"